I am home today, Sunday… Before I pack and hit the road again I wanted to write a blog.
Friday was a great day! I did the three presentations with only a minor brain fart during the second talk.
The morning started out great waking up in Rossland on a sunny day. Have I mentioned I love the bed at the Prestige there? Surely I have in previous blogs. I have the best sleeps in that bed.
My first presentation was about a half hour drive away in Castlegar. As I drove I thought about the name Castlegar and how cool it sounds. My mind goes all over the place to keep entertained while spending so much time alone. I started to say Castlegar with a pirate accent… Castlegaaaaarrrrghhh…. Sounds Way better! That was my opener for the presentation.
The presentation in Castlegaaaaaaarrrrghhh almost didn’t happen. The admin at the school thought it was tomorrow I was speaking. I was scrambling to get a hold of ICBC and confirm. It wasn’t the best start to the morning. It didn’t look too promising either because the room where I usually speak was occupied by two dudes in karate suits. They had their own presentation, and I wasn’t going to mess with them. My kung fu is not that good!
It did happen though and the presentation was rad! It was very impromptu from the beginning. It had a relaxed natural feeling that I always try to have when I speak. But on this day it just came all the more easy. The students were super cool and hearing my message. They heard it so much so that a dude in the back yelled out “YEAH” right in the middle. I thought that was sick.
I probably got the VP in serious sh*t as I went overtime. I even ignored the announcement over the school PA for the students in the assembly to get back to class. I was almost finished and how could I just stop and cut off the end? I finished a little over time and was stoked on all of the students who approached me and gave props.
I left Castlegaaaaaarrrrghhh feeling awesome! I didn’t have much time to get to my next presentation in Rossland, so it was all business from there. I had called the principal in Rossland in the morning thankfully asking for everything to be ready and set up so I could just roll in and plug and play when I got there. I’m glad I made that call because all was ready to go when I got in the gym with maybe a minute or two to start time.
The presentation in Rossland was awesome too! I was in such a great mood. I was throwing down random jokes all over the place and people were laughing. One started because a student in the audience was dropping change and playing around with some hole in the bleachers… don’t ask me what was up there… I have no clue. I also started on a tangent about the Subway in Rossland. I was going off about how it has one stair to get inside… just enough to make my life tricky. It was fun, but in the middle of the Subway story I lost track of where I was and there was the brain fart. Thankfully the students were onboard and paying attention. A guy in the front helped me remember where I was… Tubes… oh yeah I was talking about tubes and comparing them to Subway straws and then WHAM Subway Rant!
I ended the speaking part of the presentation right before the lunch bell. I gave everyone the option of hanging out and watching my slideshow and they all were down. The day just kept getting better. I love it when that happens. I didn’t have much time to get to Trail as everything wrapped up, but I did manage to chat with quite a few students afterwards. Another rad experience!
I got to trail with literally no time to waste. As I was getting out of my truck in the parking lot I could hear the announcements going for students to head for the gym. I was a bit panicked. I had called the school to ask the principal to have things set up, but I never talked to her and just left a message. Thankfully she didn’t answer because she was in the gym setting up.
A female student escorted me to the gym, since I had no clue where I was going. Our entourage grew as we went through the halls. We ran into one dude named Joey. Joey didn’t want to go to the assembly. He said so. I am guessing he didn’t know I was the speaker when he said it though. I told him he should come because I was the speaker and it was going to be good… it was gonna kick ass! Joey made it. I spotted him in the back and even mentioned how he might not go in my talk. I never said his name though in case a teacher gave him crap. If Trail teachers are reading this please don’t give Joey crap. It was a sunny Friday afternoon. I can’t blame the guy for wanting to bail early on school… I would’ve done the same. That and he did end up going. Thanks Joey!
I entered the gym and could hear everyone already. The place was packed. It was a pretty panicked set up for me. On top of it all I learned I had less than an hour to do my thing. I am pretty sure I said HOLY SH*T right then and there. What a way to introduce myself to the principal and students setting me up.
I gave’er in Trail. I had just enough energy left in the tank to talk fast and condense on the fly in order to finish on time… On time in my books is five minutes late by the way. The students were really down with the talk. I think some had seen me before a couple years ago, so they were into it before I started. There was a ton of energy in the room being the last stop before the weekend and freedom, but everyone was awesome!
I did finish a little late, but nobody seemed to mind. I told anyone who wanted to hang out they could as I showed my slideshow. A good number stuck around. I was stoked, especially considering it was Friday and school was done. Some stuck around even longer to watch my skate video and then hang out and chat. A couple of the guys were in a band and gave me their demo CD. It is pretty darn good. The band is called Speak of the Unknown.
Trail was an awesome way to end a crazy day! I was stoked and so energized leaving the school. It was a good thing too because my GPS was telling me I had a nearly 7hr drive ahead to get back home.
I drove out of Trail and through Rossland over the mountains down through Christina Lake and into Grand Forks. I was having dinner here, but the Borscht Bowl was closed! Crap… I was almost drooling thinking of their Borscht. Subway was the compromise. I like Subway… I am the four wheeled Jarrod these days remember… Only if you’re a Creeper would you know that. I ate and grabbed gas before I headed on for the remainder of the long journey.
I had the window down and no tunes as I drove through Grand Forks, to Osoyoos. Osoyoos is so rad! I was thinking I could live here as I drove through. Past Osoyoos came Enderby, Hedley, Princeton and then Hope. I saw so many dear between Princeton and Hope. The scenery the entire drive was beauty!!! I took it all in knowing that very soon I would be driving these same roads, only heading the opposite direction.
I got home pretty late Friday night. I stopped at a car wash in Langley before I got home. My truck was filthy. Even the super powered jets in the car wash couldn’t take most of the bug kill off my bumper and mirrors.
I checked my odometer at home. I drove over 1500kms in three days and did six presentations in that time! It was another busy week! I actually started to think I have become a machine. I can remember when things just started going again in the New Year. Back then when I did a couple presentations in a day I would be wiped out. I was a bit worried about my stamina. Thank God it came back!!!
I did the normal routine of settling in and showering before bed. I ended up watching some TV too. I watched the Bob Saget Roast that I had PVR’d off the Comedy Channel. Wow that is some filthy stuff. It was HILARIOUS!
I had a good sleep, but not a very long one. I woke up pretty early because I had a meeting planned with Cara, Jason and Jackson. Cara and Jason are my new agents and Jackson is their son. They came over after I had showered and ate breakfast. We chatted and sorted out some details for next year. Once all of the business was done we got into some Guitar Hero World Tour! It was super fun! Cara and Jason were alternating on vocals, I was on guitar and little Jackson was hammering the drums. I love how easy the beginner mode is on GHWT. Anyone can play!
After they left, I had a sunny day for the taking. It wasn’t long before I was on my bike, sans sleeves soaking up the sun. I went for a twenty kilometre ride yesterday. It took me about two and a half hours. It was a great ride! I love my bike. I love sunny days too!!
When I got home I had a few errands to run. I was starving, so I went to Jugo Juice. My buddy owns the new Drive Thru one on 200th Street in Langley. The girl at the window recognized me from speaking at her school, Mountain, last week. She said it was amazing presentation and then made me an amazing Pom Berry drink!
I went to Fluid after that… my plan was to hit the bike shop beside Fluid for some lights and a bell for my bike. I got noticed though while I parked by Jacquie, Jackie, Jacquee, Jaquarrrrgghhhhh…Jaquey, Jackoui….? (I have no clue how to spell her name). She is rad though and works at Fluid. I couldn’t not go inside, especially after I saw a smoking hot blonde walk in there.
Fluid is a dangerous place for me. I can never leave without spending money. They give me a sick discount so that makes it even harder. I bought a pair of shorts, a rad Volcom jersey, sleeveless shirt, a sick white button down t and possibly the sweetest Volcom hat ever!!! I am a complete Volcom sl*t if you haven’t noticed. Half of my clothes I own, if not more, are Volcom.
After my shopping spree, I went into the bike shop and got my bike all ready to go. I will feel safe now when I ride at night! SWEET!!!
I headed home next and had a great dinner planned: steamed broccoli, brown rice and BBQ chicken (that I had been marinating for most of the day). Pretty healthy hey? Yes I can cook too ladies reading this… if you are over 22, send me a picture and your resume and let’s talk US. HAHA…. Well damn it I ran out of propane last night, so I baked the chicken. It was still good, but BBQ is the best.
At this point, I was thinking I might just call it a night, but I figured why not go get propane. It would be best to get it over with. I drove into Cloverdale to the Mohawk and got propane. As I left I drove past the Legacy Showroom where my buddy Chris was shot and killed a weekago. It bummed me out to think of how he died so young and senselessly.
As I thought of Chris, I drove to Chapters. Earlier in the day when I had cut out one of my errands from the list. I decided I would keep the productivity alive and go to Chapters and find a new book to read. After all, I will be on a very long flight in a week to PEI. I am going to need some good reading. On my way to Chapters, I crossed a mini van heading the opposite direction. A shaved headed, tattooed dude yelled “BROOOOKS!!!” as I passed. It was my buddy Ty, who now lives in Nanaimo.
I turned around and followed the mini van. I pulled beside at a red light and smiled. The van was packed. The sliding door opened and there were some hammered humans in the back. I knew all of them. Ty is totally clean and has been DDíng for the boys a lot lately. He said they were going to JJ’s. I said I would pop by later.
JJ is one of the craziest people I know. He is covered in tattoos and does things on a 50CC that you wouldn’t believe. His entire crew are crazy rowdies. I used to party with them years ago, but things were getting out of hand. I haven’t seen those guys in a while and haven’t actually hung out with them in at least 4 years. I wondered if I would actually show up tonight, as I drove to Chapters.
Inside Chapters I found a book on Sid Vicious from the Sex Pistols. I also ordered an apparently sick book called “How to Skateboard and Not Kill Yourself,” by the legendary Rodney Mullen. The girl helping me in Chapters recognized me. I had spoke at her school Fraser Heights in March. She said the talk was great! Her helping me by grabbing the Sid book from the top shelf and ordering Mullen’s book was great!
I decided that I was going to JJ’s, despite some hesitation. All of the guys in the van had been with Chris when he was shot last week. I wanted to hang with them because I knew they were out honouring the late GREAT Chris Whitmee.
I grabbed gas and a six pack of Coors Light on my way to JJ’s – a big change from years ago. Back in the day I would’ve grabbed at least a 15 pack or a 24, but these are quieter days for me.
His place is awesome! Classic JJ really. As I pulled up to the address on my GPS I saw a big metal fence locking people out of the yard. Techno was blasting from the backyard and smoke was billowing from an apparent bon fire. Yep this had to be the place. Ty came around and opened the gate for me.
I heard shouts as I pulled in. I used to hang with these guys every singe day a couple of crazy summers ago. I wasn’t even out of the truck and Poole had driven a pimped out ride-on lawn mower to the my side. “Brooksy we got you a power chair man!!!” Him and Ty grabbed me each under a leg and arm pit and put me on my ride. I have great friends!
Haha these dudes are always fun. So I rode the pimped out, gold grilled ride on lawn mower for the night. That was my chair. We sat around the bon fire and reminisced about Whitmee. The guys told me about the night and the amazing day leading up to his tragic death. He had a great last day. We had a few apple vodka shooters in his honour – Whitmee’s favourite drink.
As the night wore on, it was apparent I wasn’t driving home. Most of the boys had gotten safe rides home and JJ was sleeping by the fire. It was only me, Ty and Emily – JJ’s girlfriend still awake. I called Designated Driver Stop and had them coming to get me, and then Ty offered to drive me. He was dead sober. He was going to put his street bike in the back of my truck, but my bike was in there. So Ty drove me home while the other sober one, Emily, followed. I was very grateful for the ride.
It was a night of firsts. It was the first time I had been to JJ’s new place; the first night I rode a pimped out, gold grilled ride on lawn mower; and the first night that I Dukes of Hazarded into the passenger side of my truck. It seemed the easiest way to get in from the Pimp Mower. In the process I apparently lost a shoe though, and reminiscent of the old days woke up today with just one shoe. The big difference was that I actually noticed before bed this time, whereas before I wouldn’t have remembered a thing when I woke up with just one shoe. I noticed right when I got home last night. If you are reading this thinking WOW he was hammered… No. I just can’t feel my foot HAHA and it was damn dark out there and I was wearing all black. Needless to say I had a laugh this morning. Ty being the rad guy that he is found the shoe last night and is bringing it to Whitmee’s service.
Well that is about it…
I am going to shower and finish packing then go pay my respects to the Late Great Chris Whitmee. I am going to wear all black; shorts, sleeveless, socks and one shoe until I see Ty. In honour of Whit I will be running a black bandana too, and black shades to hide the tears.
From there my next stop is Grand Forks. I speak there tomorrow morning then in Penticton in the afternoon. Tuesday morning I speak in Penticton, so I stay the night there tomorrow. I have my bike in my truck so I can cruise Penticton tomorrow when I am done speaking.
I hope everyone had a safe and fun weekend! I just got off the phone with Ty. My shoe is waiting for me…. Gotta Run or ahhh errr ROLL…. Castlegaaaarrrrrggghhhh!
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Kevin